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Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together

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just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.

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Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.

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maybe i'll see you again later :)

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I'd rather shit a knife.

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I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.

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No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.

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walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this

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She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid

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we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.

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don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends

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you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night

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fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.

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I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.

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I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule

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$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.

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math is fun